Sophie

 

“You can come in.”

Do I dare? I’ve been walking by their house for years, saying ‘Hi’, how’s the cat? Then the cat died. They got two more cats, Sophie and Pebbles. Siblings. But unlike the cat who died, Lucy, they were indoor cats. I’d never seen them, let alone met them.

            My neighbor, whose name I didn’t know, (Yes, I know all the cats’ names, but rarely their owners) stepped over the threshold, short, balding, bad teeth, Raiders’ T-Shirt. In fact, there had always been a Raiders Flag flying outside their house, whipping in the wind as he and his wife sat on the porch, puffing on cigarettes.

            She was here today too, but over in the driveway, supervising some worker guy taking apart the door of their old Toyota, the door lying on its side on the drive, wires and marron stuffing spilling out of it. Of course, I wondered what had happened to the car, but I didn’t ask. Instead I just asked, as usual, how the cats were doing.

            Hence the invitation to enter the house, “Sophie’s right in the window,” the wife said, tucking a long stringy strand of dishwater blond  hair behind her ear.

            “Is she?” the husband shook his head. “Oh, yeah. Here she is.”

            The door was open and as I stepped inside I was confronted by an environment that mesmerized me by its insanity. The curtains were all drawn; not an ounce of light entered the cluttered living room. It was dark, smelling of cigarettes and stale beer. A huge screen TV was on, neon flashing of Raiders’ logos in fluorescent limes and fuchsias. The floor was covered with stuff. Boxes, strewn clothes, the coffee table piled high with dirty beer glasses and ashtrays.

            The place was another world. One that I never would have guessed existed. How could I imagine such a place that was so far removed from my own place of space, light, and music.

            The cat, though, sat proudly on the high shelf just inside the door. Tall and regal and large, she sported a plush grey and white coat, white paws and whiskers. She blinked at me with green, yellow eyes. I held my hand out to her and she took the invitation, nuzzling me with her wet nose and rubbing my hand with her lips.

            “Oh, she’s a lover!” I exclaimed.

            “Yeah, she is,” the owner chuckled. “Her sister, on the other hand, is a shy one.”

            “And she’s so large!” I continued to pet her smooth coat and Sophie responded, rubbing up against my hand, purring softly.

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            “She is!” the wife was at the doorway now leaving the car dismantle man unsupervised for a moment. Cats are always the priority. “I have to monitor her food intake. Keep her away from her sister. Or she’ll eat all the food. The sister is smaller. They’re sisters. But they are different.”

            And I think. Yes, sisters are different. I and my sisters have differences, in looks, behaviors and psychologies.  We are different sizes. Well, my middle sister and I are about the same size. But my little sister is more athletic, strong and solid. She has brown hair and olive skin, like my father, whereas my middle sister and I are blonde with fair skin, like our mother.

            I think we would share our food though. In fact, my middle sister just mentioned yesterday how she could live with me cuz we eat the same food in the same amount. Bagels for breakfast. Quesadillas for lunch. Pasta and broccoli for dinner. The occasional cookie. Though she doesn’t like to layer the M&Ms on the cookie like I do.  It’s too much for her.

            And my little sister? I think she eats more variety. Maybe she eats bagels for breakfast. Maybe not. I don’t know what she eats. I do know that she bakes a mean apple pie though.

           

            Sophie backs away a little now. Maybe she’s had enough pets? I’ve had enough cigarette air and spooky Raiders room.

            I back out, turn to head down the stairs. “Thanks for the visit with Sophie,” I tell them. “She’s a beautiful, large and friendly girl.”

            The couple beams. “That she is!” the man agrees, twirling an unlit cigarette between his rough brown fingers.

            Car dismantler calls over to them, says something unintelligible in Spanish. Sophie’s dad answers.

            In Spanish.

            Great! I can practice my Spanish with them next time I walk by.

            But I don’t think I’m going to go inside that house again. It was out of a tarantula’s nightmare. Dark, sticky, smelly, scary.

            Heading down 31^st street, I quicken my pace to cross the street before a black Ford Exploder plows me over.

            On the other side of Roosevelt I breathe the fresh air in deeply, before turning the corner to tromp down Downer Street, a crow cawing overhead as it dives for a piece of garbage left in the middle of the street. 

Cat Humping

 

“That’s impressive that they’re next to each other eating.” I’ve stopped midstride to comment on a pair of cats, one black and white, one grey plush, head-to-head, chowing down on bowls of kibble. A woman, white middle-aged cat lady, stands in front of them on the front lawn, phone in hand, taking photos.

            “Yes, well, it’s taken some time. But the black and white one is very aggressive.”

            I nod, thinking about my own pair of tabbies back at home. Little old lady Ivy, a new comer to the house, AKA The Mansion, has turned out to be the aggressive, dominant cat. Always meowing loudly at poor little Clara, who turns tail and runs to hide: on top of the refrigerator, behind the washing machine, knocking over the photos on the piano. I feel bad about this dynamic, but what can I do? It’s the way of cats; one is always going to be top cat.

            “I know what you mean,” I say to Cat Lady now. “But my two cats wouldn’t eat next to each other like that.”

            She smiles at me, clicking a photo.

            “That looks like Smoky,” I say pointing to the grey plush cat.

            “Oh…” she sighs, shakes her head, “Smoky is no longer with us.”

            Immediately I think he’s been run over. These cats in the neighborhood just meander across the street without looking both ways. And people in the neighborhood drive like Poop Heads as my piano student calls them. Screeching up and down the streets, doing donuts in the intersections, passing each other at stop signs when a pedestrian wants to cross. It’s the Wild West!

            “Oh, I’m sorry to hear this,” I say, trying to keep the sadness out of my tone. Smoky was a very friendly grey plusher, doing rollovers on the sidewalk and demanding pets from passersby.

            “Yes, well, the people who took him wanted him. I hear that he’s doing well.”

            Breathing a sigh of relief, I nod, watching as the two cats in front of me devour the last morsels of their meals.

            “We don’t know who the black and white one belongs to. That’s why I’m taking photos to post.”

            “He looks like the black and white one across the street,” I note.

            “No, Oreo has more white on him.”

            “Ah….” Cat Lady knows her neighborhood felines. Why is it that every neighborhood has a Cat Lady that takes it upon herself to watch over the cats? It’s never a man. And it’s never a young woman. I suppose they have real human babies to look after.

            “I want to make sure that she’s fixed,” she nods toward the grey plusher, who has lifted her head, eyeing Mr. Aggressor.

            Then she bolts. Dashing across the street. And he’s after her. Fortunately, no cars are careening down 32^nd street at the moment.

            I watch as Grey Plusher reaches the sidewalk, but then Mr. Aggressor has caught her. Mounts her from behind. Starts a mighty humping.

            “Well, I hope she’s fixed too,” I say. “Cause there’s some frantic cat sex going on right now.”

            Cat Lady laughs, “Isn’t it a bit early?”

            We both chuckle, “Yeah, why didn’t he wait till the afternoon?”

            I turn and start down the street, the bright crisp January morning enveloping me.

            “You have a good rest of your day,” Cat Lady calls after me.

            “You, too,” I answer, pausing for a moment to watch the cat action. He’s still on top of her, humping away.

            As I turn the corner, I think, well, if Grey Plusher isn’t fixed, they’ll produce some very cute kittens.